EVERMART — Everything must go.

EVERMART EVERYTHING MUST GO.

You took the night-shift job at the haunted superstore.
Fight the store with what's on its own shelves.

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A backpack autobattler roguelite. Funny first. Spooky always. Kid-safe stakes — you can't die, but you can be FIRED.

CAUGHT ON STORE CAMERAS

Mid-fight: NANA's cart of baguettes and preserves against THE CEREAL WALL, damage numbers flying — NANA vs THE CEREAL WALL. Management is watching.

The craft desk reveals an IMPROVED ROLLING PIN — The craft desk. The rolling pin got worse. Better. Worse.

Item sheet for THE FOREVER BOW, a legendary with a living golden border — Legendary. The store has tried three times to make it not.

Arranging the cart before a fight, BEGIN button waiting — Stock the cart. Then it's you and the aisle.

MEET THE NIGHT CREW

NANA, a bakery grandmother holding a rolling pin like a warhammer — **NANA**Bakery. The rolling pin is not for dough.

THE JANITOR, mop at the ready — **THE JANITOR**Has seen everything. Mopped most of it.

THE SCOUT, badge sash worn like armor — **THE SCOUT**Earned a badge for this. There is a badge for everything.

A WORD FROM MANAGEMENT

"Welcome aboard. Your shift begins at close. The aisles rearrange themselves — do not take it personally. Whatever you hear in GARDEN, the store is fully compliant with all applicable regulations. Clock out is earned, not given."

STORE POLICY

Everything on the shelves is a weapon, armor, or a mistake. Stock your cart. Survive the aisle.
Six departments between you and MANAGEMENT. The run ends past MANAGEMENT.
Defeat means FIRED. You can always reapply. The store counts on it.

NOW HIRING — NIGHT SHIFT

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